If I only had a brain...

Well we all made it back, no one had to post bail, and I still haven't learned my lesson in craps. It's nice to win money and its great to feel like the man. Crowds of people cheering you on, friends giving you money to bet with, cause all your doing is winning. Play the field, make the point, box cars, snake eyes, come on SHOOTER!~!!! Craps...... when you walk on a table with 60 bucks, and you turn it into a small fortune, you do yourself a favor put it in your pocket walk away and say "I'm Done" no more betting, no more drinking, no no no......

Lets talk about what happens if you don't do any of these things. You win, you drink, you get drunk, you act like a big shot, you toss you money around like you own the place screaming "I"m gonna make it rain!" - you don't even know what it means you just say it... You move about in a sideways motion talking to yourself till you find another table and you think its gonna happen again..............WRONG!~!! that's why they say quit while your a head. Your only gonna hate yourself the next day when you realize you have nothing to show for other then the screaming headache, bad breathe, and empty pockets.

Ask me how it was, if I'll do it again..... IT WAS GREAT<>

So after interesting everyone on how easy it could be to fatten the pockets in 1 hour of craps JOHNNY BIG SHOTS here to give you some tips....

You can get all the info you need on the Internet, I was taught by some friend of mine that use to play a lot. Basically you want to find a table that's gonna work for you. Me, I like the loud crazy and sometimes obnoxious table's. Those are the ones you see with tons of people just watching, screaming "Shooter" 'Make it rain!" and thing of that nature. You want to make you first bets, when they are "coming out". This is when there is no point established. The point will usually be whatever the number rolled when the shooter is coming out. On the come out roll you want to bet on the Pass or Don't Pass lines, pass would be betting with the shooter that if he rolls a 7 or 11 on the come out you win, If you bet the don't pass you betting against the shooter looking for him to roll a 2, 3, or 12. Most of the time your dropping money on the pas line. (use the table to the right to help you understand the odds of a number being rolled)

Now back to the POINT, a shooter rolls a number on the come out, lets say he rolls a 6. The point then becomes the 6. The dealer Will turn over the black and white marker from OFF to ON and place it on the #6. now all bets begin. The money you have previously placed on the Pass Line is not lost all bets remain on the table and keep collecting till someone craps out (7 or 11). What happens now is you might want to bet some money on other numbers, if the point is 6 this is what the shooter whats to make before crapping out, you win your pass line bet if the point is rolled (once the point is rolled the marker is taken off and place aside for a new come out roll) Lets back track though, point is still 6, bets can now be made on other numbers, using the table you can see that the 8 and the 6 have the best odds of being rolled. You can make bets on all the numbers out there, and as long as the shooter doesn't roll a 7 or an 11 you could have a ton of money out on the table collecting on each roll and not losing for a while. Side bets can also be made with better odds, like for instance when i play I try to make a lot of money out int he field. This is a one time bet, which means when you make it (looking at the table above) you place your money you want to bet in the field and if one of those numbers comes out on the next roll you can win. Any of the 3-11 #'s in the field pay back what you bet 100 pays 100. The outside numbers as you can see 2 and 12 are marked, double which quite simply means 100 pays 200. What I like about this and its only in Vegas is that 2 is double and 12 is triple in Vegas. (true story, a lady rolled [3] 12's in a row tripling my money on a 50, 75, and 100$ bets each time in the field) The other one time bets can get tricky but If I'm correct i think the payout is even better, these bets are in the middle of the table in which you can bet (i think, that the red is on the next roll - the white would be the next time that number is rolled) Example: you see the red and white combinations of dice on the bottom right side of the board? OK If you bet on a white combination like the double 3's THE NEXT TIME A SIX COMES OUT IT WOULD HAVE TO BE ROLLED AS SUCH IN ORDER TO WIN. If we bet on a red combination, the next roll would have to be that combo and the payout is ridiculous - this part and much more can be complicated, I tend to stick to the easy rules of play. Hey it works for me....

If you would like to learn more please click here and/or here. There are a number of places on the Internet you can learn more about the game of craps, also places to go on line to practice and play without losing your rent money....

Enjoy fuckers see you a the table screaming "SHOOTER", and "I'm gonna make it rain up in here biatch".